No. 159 August 2020

POLITIKAL POKES

By Lobbytroll

 

 

UNCONVENTIONAL, UNDEMOCRATIC, UNREPUBLICAN, UNBELIEVABLE

No Republican with an ounce of decency or self-respect will appear at the 2020 GOP convention for fear of being tarred by the toxic, dripping brush of Donald Trump. The man with the tan that you get from a can has eschewed the Republican Party Convention's traditional conventions and has chosen instead to invite his whole family and their surgically enhanced, loose-lipped girlfriends to rehash some old Mussolini speeches. If you want to see vile, ugly hatred personified, by all means take a look for yourself, but I would advise wearing full PPE: https://www.facebook.com/briantylercohen/videos/2489189148045872/?v=2489189148045872

The rest of this horrorshow defies description. One freak after another takes the stand to tell collossal lies, all dressed in the style of TV evangelists appealing to the nation's half-wits. How much longer will the US public stand by whilst the rest of the world laughs its arse off at them?

 

AND WHILST YOU'VE STILL GOT YOUR FULL HAZMAT GEAR ON...

The conservative representative for Hastings and Rye's August 10 performance on Channel 4 news gives us a rare chance to see our elusive, loveable, empathetic MP's methods for engaging with her electorate.

URL: https://www.channel4.com/news/tory-mp-migrant-crossings-are-unacceptable-and-putting-lives-at-risk

PRITI UGLY STUFF

Clearly, demented data-genius Dominic Cummings must have flight-tested those cruel edicts about cross channel migrants which he ordered the Home Secretary to read out like a badly-maintained Victorian automaton last week. Yet another  diversional dead cat from Boris 'n Dom. But who on earth takes part in this barking-mad evangelist's obsessive focus groups? I mean, are people on parole allowed to participate in these things?

 

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